My internet broke a few weeks ago so i had no new animes to watch. So i've decided to go down and watch FOX News.
And when i watched about 6 hours of FOX News, it starts to look like a really mediocre anime licensed by Media Blasters.
Here's my comparison of FOX News and the anime universe:
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1.Bill O'Reilly is the tsundere. He's the ultimate cold, arrogant jerkass who has a secret admiration for Obama and supports certain liberal leanings like Gay Marriage and Drug decriminalization, but in a "I'm not supporting this for you or anything!" vibe.
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2.Sean hannity is a Kuudere. He wants to look nice, but everything he does makes him look like an asshole. He's a nice guy who hangs out at bars with other people, but when he goes to the studio and starts filming, the douchebaggery begins.
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3.Shep Smith is the only sane man. He's the only person on FOX News you can tolerate. He's basically the Koyomi ("Yomi") Mizuhara of right-Wing News, the sanity left in the world of insanity.
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4.Megyn Kelly is basically characters voiced by Eri Kitamura. Megyn Kelly starts off acting like Ami Kawashima, but she goes to Saya Takagi mode and does a Yachiyo Todoroki, defending FOX News most of the time.
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5.Fox and Friends? Well, it's a fascist Lucky Star. Gretchen Carlson does her best Konata impersonation. Steve Doocy is the Kagami and Brian Kilmeade is the Tsukasa. And you get Dana Perino doing the Miyuki Takara role most of her time, giving facts that are atleast pro-Bush. And George W. Bush is basically Miyuki's mom.
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6.But you're all waiting for this: Glenn Beck is the Yandere-turned-Yangire. He embodies the Yangire aspect in the 2000s and the Yandere aspects in the 80's and 90's. His show features him crying and doing creepy eye stares, and he smiles like a yangire. But the 80's and 90's, he was a Yandere. His radio show used to have threatening and creepy tone of it, and it was proven by the accusation that he raped and murdered a girl in 1990 (And he hasn't even denied it!)
So, that's my 6 hour journey with FOX News, a really bad anime disguised as a Live News Channel, with bad writing, horrible pacing, and an overrated otaku following led by "The Tea Party".
And after that, my Internet got restored and i watched episodes of Durarara!! to make me comfortable again.
And when i watched about 6 hours of FOX News, it starts to look like a really mediocre anime licensed by Media Blasters.
Here's my comparison of FOX News and the anime universe:
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1.Bill O'Reilly is the tsundere. He's the ultimate cold, arrogant jerkass who has a secret admiration for Obama and supports certain liberal leanings like Gay Marriage and Drug decriminalization, but in a "I'm not supporting this for you or anything!" vibe.
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2.Sean hannity is a Kuudere. He wants to look nice, but everything he does makes him look like an asshole. He's a nice guy who hangs out at bars with other people, but when he goes to the studio and starts filming, the douchebaggery begins.
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3.Shep Smith is the only sane man. He's the only person on FOX News you can tolerate. He's basically the Koyomi ("Yomi") Mizuhara of right-Wing News, the sanity left in the world of insanity.
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4.Megyn Kelly is basically characters voiced by Eri Kitamura. Megyn Kelly starts off acting like Ami Kawashima, but she goes to Saya Takagi mode and does a Yachiyo Todoroki, defending FOX News most of the time.
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5.Fox and Friends? Well, it's a fascist Lucky Star. Gretchen Carlson does her best Konata impersonation. Steve Doocy is the Kagami and Brian Kilmeade is the Tsukasa. And you get Dana Perino doing the Miyuki Takara role most of her time, giving facts that are atleast pro-Bush. And George W. Bush is basically Miyuki's mom.
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6.But you're all waiting for this: Glenn Beck is the Yandere-turned-Yangire. He embodies the Yangire aspect in the 2000s and the Yandere aspects in the 80's and 90's. His show features him crying and doing creepy eye stares, and he smiles like a yangire. But the 80's and 90's, he was a Yandere. His radio show used to have threatening and creepy tone of it, and it was proven by the accusation that he raped and murdered a girl in 1990 (And he hasn't even denied it!)
So, that's my 6 hour journey with FOX News, a really bad anime disguised as a Live News Channel, with bad writing, horrible pacing, and an overrated otaku following led by "The Tea Party".
And after that, my Internet got restored and i watched episodes of Durarara!! to make me comfortable again.